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What?! You expect me to pin down the essence of self in a single paragraph?!! EAT ME!

I'm a pain in the ass. I talk too much, usually without thinking about what I'm about to say beforehand. This is a double-edged sword, since it can be taken as either being unflinchingly honest (my choice) or being a thoughtless asshole (probably closer to the truth). I'm an art student, thought I'm not really very good at it, despite what my live-in girlfriend Jess says about my work. I am a writhing sea of contradictions, a tattooed geek and possibly the most well-read habitual marijuana user you will ever meet; a modern renaissance man who dabbles in just about everything there is to do, creatively speaking.

I wrecked my life a few years ago, and in the course of not only breaking myself but putting me back together, I've come into a lot of obscure wisdom, ranging in topic from love to loss, friends and family, and even professional tracking. Since I experienced my own private hell (as well as the closest to heaven a living man could ever get), I've made use of myself in helping others. I'll help a person I don't know move their couch, listen to the deranged jabberings of almost anyone, give advice on almost any subject, and if you listen closely, you just might learn something from me -- even if it's only what NOT to do.

Here's to tommorrow's proimises, and one hell of a ride.